Interview with a 5 year old (and his baby brother..)

Q1. Why did God make mothers? (modified question: What are mothers for?)

Seamus: Booba.
Noah: I don't know.

Q2. How did God make mothers? (modified question: How were mothers made?)

Both boys: Mmmmmmmm.. (completely stumped by this question)

Q3. What ingredients are mothers made of ?

Seamus: Biscuits. I want a biscuit as well.
Noah: Skin.

Q4. Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum? (modified question: Why am I your mommy your mommy instead of another woman being your mommy?)

Seamus: Because.....*trails off*
Noah: To look after me.

Q5. What kind of little girl was your mommy?

Seamus: Like you.
Noah: I think you were quite good.

Q6. What did Mommy need to know about Daddy before she married him?

Noah: That you needed to be friends with him.

Q7. Why did your Mommy marry (choose) your Daddy?

Noah: Because you thought I would like him.

Q8. Who’s the boss at your house?

Noah: You are.

Q9. What’s the difference between mommies and daddies?

Noah: Mummies are small and daddies are big.

Q10. What does your mommy do in her spare time?

Noah: You have a day off. (Questioned what I do in my day off?) You do things.

Q11. What would it take to make your mommy perfect?

Noah: To dry your hair and put glasses on.

Q12. If you could change one thing about your mommy, what would it be?

Noah: Not put glasses on you. (I took my glasses off) You look beautiful Mummy.